{"product_id":"alive-but-barely-t-shirt","title":"Alive but barely T-Shirt","description":"\n        \n        \u003cp\u003eA soft, lightweight tee that channels dry humor through a deadpan cat illustration and bold text. The mellow drape and smooth handfeel make it something you'll reach for when you want comfort and a little attitude. Wear it to low-key hangouts, lazy weekends, or those work-from-home days when your face says one thing and your mood says another. The understated design pairs easily with jeans, joggers, or layered under a jacket — a quiet wink that others who get the joke will appreciate.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProduct features\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight feel (varies by color blend)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Tubular knit without side seams for a cleaner look and less waste\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- DTG\/DTF printed graphics: crisp front print with optional sleeve\/neck DTF prints\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified and ethically sourced materials\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Do not bleach\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Made in Bangladesh\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ S","offer_id":48000292946109,"sku":"56206735840736089599","price":29.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":48000292978877,"sku":"17361662594430642483","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ S","offer_id":48000293011645,"sku":"26370908711105267198","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ S","offer_id":48000293044413,"sku":"23838599300025811590","price":29.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":48000293077181,"sku":"57792663559166878630","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":48000293109949,"sku":"23471118198434573634","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":48000293142717,"sku":"29865939297138094040","price":29.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ M","offer_id":48000293175485,"sku":"31613465323541876747","price":29.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ M","offer_id":48000293208253,"sku":"25514357205035628946","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ M","offer_id":48000293241021,"sku":"12718149013284391919","price":29.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":48000293273789,"sku":"84516725623185887953","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":48000293306557,"sku":"32813273873585034743","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":48000293339325,"sku":"16538001917515147644","price":29.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ L","offer_id":48000293372093,"sku":"28915630350422774384","price":29.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":48000293404861,"sku":"97552073021034853335","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ L","offer_id":48000293437629,"sku":"14693302486487829968","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ L","offer_id":48000293470397,"sku":"31516214519332074655","price":29.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":48000293503165,"sku":"26084486153274935401","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":48000293535933,"sku":"17021542555144584547","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":48000293568701,"sku":"24466789328932451522","price":29.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ XL","offer_id":48000293601469,"sku":"19701320857063262510","price":29.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":48000293634237,"sku":"15401827688643518183","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ XL","offer_id":48000293667005,"sku":"24320706930166665681","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ XL","offer_id":48000293699773,"sku":"93813604708903350562","price":29.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":48000293732541,"sku":"86932480734618838667","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":48000293765309,"sku":"11230516744222413651","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ 2XL","offer_id":48000293798077,"sku":"24217408911254835313","price":34.21,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":48000293830845,"sku":"14770175036562043389","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":48000293863613,"sku":"88512595311453432986","price":34.21,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":48000293896381,"sku":"23381069189427576784","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":48000293929149,"sku":"26706951333030697337","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":48000293961917,"sku":"18988859078838837494","price":34.21,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":48000293994685,"sku":"29740962426316340931","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 3XL","offer_id":48000294027453,"sku":"31526403274804822050","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":48000294060221,"sku":"16272681950680253050","price":37.82,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0775\/0831\/3277\/files\/black_alive_but_barely.jpg?v=1786803934","url":"https:\/\/professionallytired.com\/products\/alive-but-barely-t-shirt","provider":"Professionally Tired","version":"1.0","type":"link"}